the fucking word of the day

lacuna [luh-KYOO-nuh] noun;
plural lacunae [luh-KYOO-nee] or lacunas

1. A blank space; a missing part; a gap.

Sex on Ambien can yield good results, but both parties usually wake up with a lacuna as to what kind of sexual misconduct had taken place.

cuckold [kuhk-uhld] noun;

1. The husband of an unfaithful wife.

–verb (used with object)

2. To make a cuckold of (a husband).

Dan, the good natured guy that he was, took the stupid little whore back even after she made a cuckold of him.

affront [uh-fruhnt] noun;

1. A personally offensive act or word; deliberate act or display of disrespect; intentional slight; insult: an affront to the king.
2. An offense to one’s dignity or self-respect.

–verb (used with object)

3. To offend by an open manifestation of disrespect or insolence: His speech affronted all of us.
4. To make ashamed or confused; embarrass.

These Oscar nominations are an affront to reason. I’m surprised MJ’s corpse wasn’t given a best actor nod.

ineffable [in-EF-uh-buhl] adjective;

1. Incapable of being expressed in words; unspeakable; unutterable; indescribable.
2. Not to be uttered; taboo.

Pastor Ted Haggard told his family how ineffable his affair with a meth-addled male prostitute was, and to never speak of it again.

culpable [kuhl-puh-buhl] adjective;

1. deserving blame or censure; blameworthy.

Polytheism is great because there’s always a culpable party. Spilled soda on yourself? Blame the fucking God of Carbonation.

rejoinder [rih-JOIN-dur] noun;

1. An answer to a reply; or, in general, an answer or reply.

That Irish cocksucker O’Reilly cut my mic off before I had time to give a rejoinder about the benefits of queers in uniform.

vexatious [vek-sey-shuhs] adjective;

1. causing vexation; troublesome; annoying: a vexatious situation.
2. disorderly; confused; troubled

The poor girl’s vexatious emotions caused her to fuck anything that showed her more than five minutes of attention.