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evince [ih-vins] verb (used with object), evinced, evincing

1. To show clearly; make evident or manifest; prove.
2. To reveal the possession of (a quality, trait, etc.).

Oh, Sarah Palin, how you evince your grotesquely inadequate intelligence every time you open your big, red, dick sucking lips.

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thaumaturgy [THAW-muh-tuhr-jee] noun;

The performance of miracles or magic.

Of course Obama’s fucking approval rating is down, most of the public believes he’s capable of thaumaturgy.

blithe [BLAYTH] adjective;

1. Joyous or merry in disposition.
2. Without thought or regard; carefree; heedless.

I would join the fucking Tea Party movement, but I’m employed, educated, and generally blithe.

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tarry [TAR-ee] verb;

1. To remain or stay, as in a place; sojourn.
2. To delay or be tardy in acting, starting, coming, etc.
3. To wait.

So are the Mexicans in Arizona just tarrying before we round them up, or are they planning a mass fucking exodus?

distrain [dih-STREYN] verb;

1. To seize the property of (a person) in order to compel payment of debts.
2. To levy a distress upon.

I went a little crazy with my charge card and the bank distrained pretty much everything, even my Fleshlight.

chthonic [THONE-ik] adjective;

Dwelling in or under the earth; also, pertaining to the underworld.

Why is it that all the disgusting, chthonic people come out to a mother-fucking Tea Party rally?

minim MIN-uhm] noun;

1. The least quantity of anything.
2. The smallest unit of liquid measure, 1/60 of a fluid dram, roughly equivalent to one drop.
3. Something very small or insignificant.

It’s possible that a minim of sperm escaped inside my girlfriend before I was able to pull out.