the fucking word of the day

tarradiddle [tair-uh-DID-uhl] noun;

also taradiddle

1. A petty falsehood; a fib.
2. Pretentious nonsense.

So I told one little tarradiddle about my cock being larger than it actually is. Is that such a crime?

xenophobe [zen-uh-fohb, zee-nuh-] noun;

A person who fears or hates foreigners, strange customs, etc.

Boulder, Colorado is the perfect place for a xenophobe—it’s all fucking white people here.

eschew [es-CHOO] transitive verb;

To shun; to avoid (as something wrong or distasteful).

I’ve always found it difficult to maintain an erection with one on, so we decided to eschew the condom.

pecuniary [pi-kyoo-nee-er-ee] adjective;

1. Of or pertaining to money.
2. Consisting of or given or exacted in money or monetary payments: pecuniary tributes.
3. (of a crime, violation, etc.) involving a money penalty or fine.

Another fucking earthquake? You’d think that with all the pecuniary offerings given to God at church that he’d take it easy on us.

farrago [fuh-RAH-go; fuh-RAY-go] noun:

A confused mixture; an assortment; a medley.

Without crib notes on her palm, Sarah Palin’s responses to simple questions are a farrago of  bullshit.

veritable [ver-i-tuh-buhl] adjective;

Being truly or very much so.

It’s safe to say that Toyotas are veritable fucking death traps. So wave sadly at people if you see them driving in one on the highway.

menagerie [muh-naj-uh-ree, -nazh-] noun;

1. A collection of wild or unusual animals, esp. for exhibition.
2. A place where they are kept or exhibited.
3. An unusual and varied group of people.

Maybe keeping a giant fucking “killer” whale in a menagerie for its entire life is a bad idea.