the fucking word of the day

seriatim [sir-ee-AY-tim; -AT-im] adverb;

In a series; one after another.

Godbless the porno stars who still do gangbangs. That many cocks, seriatim, is likely to irritate the vagina.

balneal [bal-NEE-uhl] adjective;

Of or pertaining to baths or bathing.

The humidity in New York this summer is as balneal as a goddamned steam room in the gay part of San Fran.

ruction [RUHK-shuhn] noun;

A disturbance, quarrel, or row.

This mosque near ground zero has caused quite a ruction. And with good reason, too. It’s sacred ground reserved for a McDonald’s, I heart NY shirt wholesalers, and some fucking mongoloid-run taco shop.

casuistry [KAZH-oo-uh-stree] noun;

Specious, deceptive, or oversubtle reasoning, esp. in questions of morality.

Google and Verizon’s little “we’ll opt to be regulated by regulation we wrote ourselves” manifesto is fucking casuistry on a grand scale.

koan [KOH-ahn] noun;

A nonsensical or paradoxical question to a student for which an answer is demanded, the stress of meditation on the question often being illuminating.

Apparently that age old koan about the goddamned chicken and the egg has been solved.

attar [AT-er] noun;

1. A perfume or essential oil obtained from flowers or petals.
2. Also called attar of roses; rose oil.

Someone should bottle and sell the attar of Justin Beiber to the throngs of teenaged chicks who get wet at the mere mention of the little shit’s name.

premorse [pri-MAWRS] adjective;

Pertaining to the end of something irregularly shortened, as if bitten or broken off.

Remember that guy John Bobbit with the premorse cock?