premorse [pri-MAWRS] adjective;
Pertaining to the end of something irregularly shortened, as if bitten or broken off.
Remember that guy John Bobbit with the premorse cock?
repast
August 15th, 2010
[rih-PAST] noun;
Something taken as food; a meal.
There’s no better way to cure a nasty fucking hangover than to eat a greasy repast.
gerent
August 14th, 2010
gerent [JEER-uhnt] noun;
A ruler or manager.
It’s polite to tip the gerent who accompanies your call girl. After you tip the girl, of course.
absquatulate
August 12th, 2010
absquatulate [ab-skwoch-uh-leyt] verb;
To flee; abscond.
Steven Slater’s grand departure on the emergency slide wouldn’t have been so fucking cool if he didn’t also absquatulate with a six pack of beer.
fantod
August 11th, 2010
fantod [FAN-tod] noun;
1. A state of extreme nervousness or restlessness (usually expressed in the plural.)
2. A sudden outpouring of anger, outrage, or a similar intense emotion.
Such a fantod over a little “spilt milk” in the Gulf of Mexico. Just kidding––those crooked-teeth Brits really fucked us over.
capacious
August 10th, 2010
capacious [kuh-PAY-shuhs] adjective;
Able to contain much; roomy; spacious.
As we all know, perverts tend to lease more capacious automobiles.
incipient
August 9th, 2010
incipient [in-SIP-ee-uhnt] adjective;
Beginning to exist or appear.
As soon as we started dating, I noticed her incipient beer belly and sagging breasts.